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completely naked【全裸的】
部長全裸的跑去追聖誕老人。
The department manager tried to tackle the Santa Claus while completely naked.
到底是部長會先追到聖誕老人?還是警察會先抓到部長?這對優秀的日本警察來說真是一大挑戰!
pervert【變態】
「門幫我打開不要關上,因為老子是個變態。」
“Please leave the door open, because I am a pervert.”
上帝幫變態開了一扇門,同時還要幫他開一扇窗。
Urine bottle【尿壺】
新手護士克莉絲蒂用時速160公里將尿壺投了過來。
New nurse Kristi can throw a urine bottle at 160 kilometers per hour.
為什麼要速投過來?捕手又是誰?這謎團愈來愈深不可測了。
not wearing bras【沒穿胸罩】
去年車禍意外的受傷者中,有69%都是沒穿胸罩的。
About 69 percent of those injured in traffic accidents last year were found not wearing bras.
呃?不穿胸罩就會是凶兆?
colon fiberscope【大腸鏡】
這部電影全部都是由大腸鏡所拍攝出來的。
This movie was filmed entirely with a colon fiberscope.
演的是《大腸經》嗎?
mistress【小三】
「感謝各位搭乘Z航空,今天的機長是岡本桂,我是他的小三草間俊子。」
“Thank you for flying Z airlines.Your captain today is Kei Okamoto,and I’m Toshiko Kusama, his mistress.”
我們並不想跟你們一起共享翱翔於天際的樂趣。

DENAI JUN SHIKEN NI DENAI EITANGO
ⓒ NAKAYAMA, E CHINO 2012
Originally published in Japan in 2012 by ASUKASHINSHA INC.
Chinese translation rights arranged through TOHAN CORPORATION, TOKYO.
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